The 10 Commandments Of Surviving A Maine Wintah!
If you can't survive a Maine wintah...you don't deserve a Maine summah. Ain't that the truth. One things for sure, we mainiacs deserve a good summer this year. After dealing with snowmegedon last year and our most recent 'bomb-cyclone'...we are due for an epic heat wave.
In the meantime...I've discovered how to survive a Maine wintah, once and for all!
Get a plow guy - it is worth the money! Save up all year long...but for the love of GOD...get a plow guy!
Get netflix...hulu...vudu...amazon...whatever. Next blizzard...your house for movie-pocolypse! And it's the perfect time to re-watch classics like: Perfect Strangers, ALF, Blossom or Friends
Dude, get a patriots beanie winter hat! Everyone is wearing one! It's the perfect accoutrement to any winter attire. Or, just wear it inside...that's cool too.
Allen's Coffee Brandy (no explanation needed) - Because you need more than bread and water to survive a storm.