If you read that sign, and then went back and read it again, you're not alone. You could literally bet your house that this is a second hand joke passed on while sitting at a bar pounding down a few beers. Someone tells it, another person thinks its funny and then it ends up on the front of a sign for a self storage place in Canton, Maine.

And without getting into too much graphical detail, we can safely educate you that whatever is proposed by the sign above, does not factually happen on a regular basis.

Thanks to Reddit user russianpotato for passing this along so everyone throughout Maine and New Hampshire can spend their day going, "wait, what?"