Maine Man Wins Moxie Chugging Championship for Eighth Time, But You’ve Gotta Read These Contest Rules
The Moxie Chugging Contest is held every year at Moxie Fest in Lisbon, and we have a new 2018 Maine Champion!
Beau Bradstreet has claimed the Moxie chugging crown again for the eighth time. Congrats Beau! We can hardly make it through a sip of the stuff.
On the Moxie Festival's actual website, you can read the rules for competition in the chugging contest, and maybe it's just us... but these are absolutely hilarious.
This was the part that made us laugh the hardest...
The contender who consumes the most Moxie at the end of 2 minutes will be declared the “MOXIE CHUGGING CHALLENGE CHAMPION.” The final determination and Moxie can count will be certified by the judge. Any contender who cannot “hold” their Moxie will be immediately disqualified and asked to vacate the Moxie Chugging Challenge area. Translation: Vomiting is not a strategy. It’s grounds for elimination.
Translation: Hey! No pukin!