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Is there anyone with a more gentle, soothing voice for erotic literature than Gilbert Gottfried? The answer, of course, is "yes, absolutely. Literally anyone. Literally any person you will ever find would be a better person to read 50 Shades of Grey."

But, since 50 Shades of Grey is about taking pleasure in pain and punishment, isn't he the MOST appropriate voice to describe the erotic adventures of Christian Grey?

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