Today is Chuck Norris's birthday. Wait, everyday is Chuck Norris's birthday. He's 75 today and is known as much for his career as the awesome jokes.

Everybody knows a good Chuck Norris joke - if you don't, use this post. His career is legendary. Chuck Norris has been in over 40 movies and TV shows - eight years as the star of Texas Ranger. The jokes, though...

Siri gets in on the action with these Chuck Norris one liners.